so i was talking to my friend MC on the ferry today about my day like we do daily and i mentioned that i should start a tv show or a blog about my life because it is a little more than mildly entertaining, so here we are.
i am not writing this for anyone other than myself and i will try not to bore myself doing so.. this just may happen to be an outline for my autobiography later down the line.
side note: i am random - and i will write random so bare with me.
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i started a diet on monday. i don't think i went a thirty minute span without eating today. once i know i am on a diet it makes me hungry, i think i need to stop thinking about it and see where it goes, but be back... need to get more food
ice cream - yum.
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today - 845am - not so happy about going into work, tired. bopping out to my ipod.. guns and roses i believe, sweet child of mine [good song] - walking into my building thru the revolving door. boring story right? wrong.
so im "revolving" and my ipod falls off the headphones so i bend over to pick it up, and then coming back up to standing position - i bang my head on the handle, nice. so im like ughh let's go... so i push the glass in front of my and i slam into it, stuck - not moving. i readjust my body position so that i can push the door harder - but my foot is stuck, well my shoe. my flip flop flopped and didn't pull it's weight on the flipping part because it has now jammed the door still.. to make matter worse, i trapped a man in another 'quarter' of the door who was leaving the building. so now im pushing, pulling, everything i can do to get the damn shoe out from under the door - no luck. so now the security desk and smokers outside are getting involved with this rescue attempt. fifteen minutes have now passed and there is talk about calling the fire department. THANK GOD a man pulled it out in minute nineteen.
who does that?! who does that happen to?! only me. and hence the reason for the blog. i feel like i have a lot of stories like that.
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