10.29.2007

dorks are cooler than nerds; nerds are cooler than geeks

i am a complete dork.. i will be the first one to admit it.. i would rather play laser tag and go roller skating than go to the bar and get drunk.. if i like a boy, i flirt like i am in the second grade by making fun of them and starting fights.. i think cheesy pick up lines are the funniest thing ever and still watch cartoons on weekend mornings.. my all time favorite cd that i still blast is the backstreet boys complete hits.. and i totally wish everyday that the side ponytail will come back into style.

but, for a random stranger to call all of this out at random.. so not cool.

i am walking to the subway after work today. bopping once again to my ipod.. except it died. i keep my headphones in to ward of strangers and unwanted conversation.. so im waiting to cross the street and cars are wizzing by.. a guy on a bike is peddling his little heart out, stops, laughs right in my face, calls me a dork, and continues on his merry way. wtf?!

not cool mister, not cool.

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